roachpatrol:

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

*desperate, needy whining*

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skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

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thievescollective:

My name? …Fire…. Wang Fire!

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Parks & Rec Season 6 Bloopers

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xthis fucking dog is the best

thinksquad:

A Democratic Missouri state senator representing parts of Ferguson who tweeted multiple times “fuck you,” at Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon defended her choice of words on Fox News Monday saying she did so because she was tear-gassed for three days.

“The reason why I used profane language is because he has allowed us to get tear-gassed for three days,” Sen. Maria Chappelle-Nadal said. “I am one of his senators in his party and he was at the state fair enjoying a country concert while we were getting teargassed and shot at. And yes, anyone who’s going to get teargassed deserves to say a few ‘F’ bombs here and there.”

“I represent my constituents, not Gov. Nixon,” the senator said. “He has been absent from the minority community his entire career and only comes before us when it is politically expedient for him. Or when he’s running for office, and because he has been outside of this community…let me tell you this, and this is important for your audience to know. He has still yet to come to ground zero. Yet to come to ground zero. He’s been in Florissant, he’s been in Normandy, but he has not spoken to the victims of the crisis we are dealing with and that is why I have called him a coward.”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/missouri-state-senator-says-she-tweeted-fck-you-at-governor#32tdaru

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treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

treblemirinlens:

doctorflowers:

owlrocket

NYOOM

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iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

im visiting my family and today i got the Same Haircut I Always get but you cant tell because this camera is very bad also …………… look at this rock

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ive been lifting tiny weights with my chin for fifteen years and this is the first time anyone has said anythign thank you… thank you so much

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cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

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What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers.

» "Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via youaristocat)  
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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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