dankassbooty:

the moral, ending, and what should’ve been the tagline of Jurassic Park.

neil-gaiman:

tilleysong:

amandapalmer:

mr @neilhimself, @tilleysong and @thisbenisjamin at the post-dinner of Anthony’s reading. (at Christopher’s Restaurant & Bar)

For the record, Neil Gaiman’s hair is soft and fluffy ^_^

Reblogged for the curious.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

bestnatesmithever:

awkward-elevator:

Tom & Geriatric

Art by Daniel Irizarri

This is still one of my favorite creations of the year.

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

jensenskaggles:

doxiequeen1:

Put the costume, wig, and makeup on all together for the first time! I think next time i’ll use more blush, but for the most part i’m happy with it. I didn’t do much, it’s just foundation and a bit of bronze eyeliner - I wanted to keep it as natural looking as possible! 

I shall venture outside and get some ~real~ (non mirror) shots of this on Saturday! I’m really excited. 

You can see the full dress here, and see more shots of the wig here. 

 okay WOW you win cosplay forever

you are perf

holy crap