shippingallthegay:

The dream is alive.

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poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

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basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

image

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whoiskaitlyn:

lulu-cifer:

Favorite gif set forever

I love you

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salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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xI loved this show so much xit was so great xI wonder what he is up to these days
seanoftheundead:

morganoperandi:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

You know what I like about this?  Dr. Phil’s credentials are rated somewhere between Zoidberg and Dr. Mario and he considered less trustworthy than both.

No professional training? I’m sorry but Doctor Evil went to evil medical school!

seanoftheundead:

morganoperandi:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

You know what I like about this?  Dr. Phil’s credentials are rated somewhere between Zoidberg and Dr. Mario and he considered less trustworthy than both.

No professional training? I’m sorry but Doctor Evil went to evil medical school!

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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cherrylickz:

elfentau:

~* Für Dich! *~ 
becausebirds:

An amethyst in bird-form, meet the Costa’s Hummingbird. A desert hummingbird, Costa’s Hummingbird breeds in the Sonoran and Mojave Deserts of California and Arizona.



A hummingbird… that looks like it’s humming a jaunty sea shanty

cherrylickz:

elfentau:

~* Für Dich! *~

becausebirds:

An amethyst in bird-form, meet the Costa’s Hummingbird. A desert hummingbird, Costa’s Hummingbird breeds in the Sonoran and Mojave Deserts of California and Arizona.

A hummingbird… that looks like it’s humming a jaunty sea shanty

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I was tagged by literaryfirearms.

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag ten friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

In no particular order: 

1. The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

2. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

3. A Study in Scarlet by Sherlock Holmes

4. White Noise by Don Delillo

5. Lost in the Funhouse by John Barth (It is a short story, but damn did it have an effect on me.

6. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

7. Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami

8. Lost at Sea by Bryan Lee O’Malley

9. The Moviegoer by Walker Percy

10. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley 

I am going to go eat so I will tag people later maybe.

posted 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 2 notes

the-angel-castiel-novak:

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

POKEMON ARE REAL.

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